i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show
do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv
A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]
He went from Andrew Scott to Moriarty in .5 seconds.
YOU CAN PHYSICALLY SEE HIS EYES LIGHT UP WITH THE CRAZY
And that is what you call acting at it’s finest.
you can physically see his eyes go from marshmallow to Moriarty
special talent: dramatically lipsync songs and pretend that i’m in music video
I’m only ten followers away from 100 and it’s not that big of a deal….. but I could use some cheering up…. just saying
And I just got two followers (: some people are to sweet